So we're sitting with my boyfriend (who is an English speaker) and watching "Mystery Science Theather 3000" and we orderd a dinner and I had some cider - and cider in Poland is ONLY with alcohol... it's more or less as strong as beer, but it goes to my head a bit more powerful.
So we're laughing and talking because it's one of the best episodes and I don't remeber exactly how, but I said something about molesting a character from the movie, in a sense of nagging him. Because in Polish this is a very similar word with many meanings...
So my bf says:
"Harassing, NOT molesting!" And he grabs my arm in a sense of molesting a body.
And then I
The Bite Of Darkness: Chapter 2 by MistressoftheRoses, literature
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The Bite Of Darkness: Chapter 2
I followed Damien through the streets of Seattle, which were pretty active, even at night, though now I could tell that most of the people I saw were, like me, Vampires. I couldn't tell you how I know, I just knew. Maybe it was some sort of vampire thing.
Damien looked over his shoulder and grinned at my wide eyed look. I'd never seen night life like this before. Seeing his smirk, I tried not to gag.
"Let's begin, shall we?"
The dumbass was still trying to sound sexy, and was failing, badly.
"There are different vampire clans. Lucky for you, you're a Toreador, not only the most beautiful vampire type, but one of the most highest when it c
Comment on IRS (Internal Revenue Service) in USA by Mag889, literature
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Comment on IRS (Internal Revenue Service) in USA
"the IRS is a very special kind of crazy
like I act under the assumption that they want to confuse you and only occasionally leave clues that make sense
like The Riddler from Batman
except they're not as smart as the riddler
because they don't fully know the riddle themselves
so it doesn't always make sense"
A cheerleader and a Ouija board by MistressoftheRoses, literature
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A cheerleader and a Ouija board
A cheerleader and Ouija Board
Chapter one:
Megan 'Blodwen' Clover took a deep breath and held it. This game would take complete concentration. She released her breath slowly-
"Who's gonna win it?
We are! We are!"
She released her breath slowly and raised both her hands as Ash Collins placed the board in front if her.
"Who's gonna get burned?
You are! You are!"
Megan set both hands on the small triangle sitting in the middle of the board. "Everyone, close your eyes, that way we can let the spirits take over completely. Cole, you'll-"
"Burn em', Dragons!
Slash em!
GOOOAAAALL!"
Megan shot a glare at the group of cheerleaders practici